Thursday, January 13, 2011

YAWNING

How lovely to wake up in the morning and enjoy a big yawn and stretch. This is one of the luxuries of life but please confine it to the bedroom. When in public if you feel a yawn coming on please use your hand to cover your mouth. You may use the right hand or the left hand but do raise one to your mouth. How many times have you seen the inside of someone's mouth when yawning? I don't want to see how many cavities a person has, that is between them and their dentist.

LET'S KEEP IT UNDER WRAPS!

2 comments:

  1. as usual, steadfast advice told in a hilarious knee slapping fashion!

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  2. miss maisy, i am appalled to think that i have shown off my dentist's handiwork to the general public. thank you for setting me straight.

    -x-
    aarti

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